dear-melina-count-me-in:

claustrophobically:

THIS THIS THIS THIS

ALL MY FUCKING YES OMFG

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captorquest:

one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect

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shit-thatblows:

how to encourage marathon runners

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sofunnygifs:

Go home Spider-man.. you’re drunk.

More Funny Gifs

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deanisanactualprincess:

kevinssecretplace4546:

justanotherklainer:

baptisms:

do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted

 i thought it said puppies and was concerned

JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY

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uraniumbabies:

what to say if you’re underage, kids

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monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

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tapdancers:

How To Make Cake In A Mug! (NO MICROWAVE OR OVEN NEEDED)

Just follow these steps:

1. Buy a FUCKING CAKE
2. FUCKIGN
3. SMASH THE THING INTO A MUG
4.  EAT IT AL LAT ONCE

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tentacrab:

“did you get enough sleep?”

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extraordinarybrother:

princethepurpleking:

Sisters are evil

I laughed at this shit for like 5min

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manateesandguardians:

babblingfishes:

steampoweredcupcake:

baronessvonbullshit:

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

offworldcolonies:

Man the 90’s were weird.

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

the war on drugs has failed.

was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying

You what

those commercials were actually the exact reason why I never even tried those snacks

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