Take this in.

eatclean-getfit: w0lfindisguise: Favorite ever Probably one...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:43:21 -0400

eatclean-getfit:

w0lfindisguise:

Favorite ever

Probably one of my favorites quotes ever

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:42:46 -0400

tabiisprecious: onthesideoftheotters: joshsux: nicki in the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:41:30 -0400

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

aleeyago: this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:31:46 -0400

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:46:21 -0400

dragonpikachu: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace: wegotplansforsammy: wibblywobbly...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:34:14 -0400

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

grumpcatblys: happilymourning: thatsqualitystuff: we were taking our math test and i turned...

Fri, 10 May 2013 04:22:02 -0400

grumpcatblys:

happilymourning:

thatsqualitystuff:

we were taking our math test and i turned around and

can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain

this picture is like the perfect description of school tho

is no one going to mention the girl knitting a fucking scarf in the back

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Fri, 10 May 2013 02:11:03 -0400

funkycops: why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:30:26 -0400

funkycops:

why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast

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Thu, 09 May 2013 22:28:05 -0400

Behold Ward’s varsity girls flag football team ;)

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:33:26 -0400

Behold Ward’s varsity girls flag football team ;)

gayn: Sarah keep your shit comments for yourself, don’t fuck...

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:28:55 -0400

gayn:

Sarah keep your shit comments for yourself, don’t fuck with your grandpa just because you can’t afford anything and you still milk Joey’s cows 40 hours a week so you can buy yourself a snickers. I’m LMAOing at your life.

gottalovehedgehogs: Excuse me but this seat is taken.

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:27:13 -0400

gottalovehedgehogs:

Excuse me but this seat is taken.

wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneetoile: THI...

Tue, 07 May 2013 04:10:38 -0400

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

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Mon, 06 May 2013 00:19:02 -0400

constable-connor: That’s what I need for my school supplies

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:31:25 -0400

constable-connor:

That’s what I need for my school supplies

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Sun, 05 May 2013 23:28:52 -0400

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